Not bad, Richard Gardner. In an otherwise straightforward Apple research note, the Citigroup analyst (and a 2003 Best on the Street alum) tucks in, just after the company's balance sheet, "Figure 1. I just arrived from Mars. Just what is this 'iPhone,' anyway?" Under "What the iPhone is," he lists 8 hours talk time and 2MP camera, among other features.
Under "What the iPhone is not:" "Incompatible with AT&T's 3G HSDPA high-speed wireless network; Not a cure for cancer."
But it gets better when he lists tips on obtaining one (two max) of the coveted Jesusphones:
