Andrew LaVallee

Where I yak about Whopper Virgins

Please excuse all the downward looks — I figured glancing at my notes was better than whispering “Line?” I also got lots of comments on my blog post about the ad campaign.

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Fri, December 12 2008 » Wall Street Journal » No Comments

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